*studies for 2 minutes*
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
You can either sing What Makes You Beautiful at the top of your lungs with me or you can get your ass out of my car and walk
Robert Downey Jr. advocated for Gwyneth Paltrow to have some action scenes in Iron Man 3, and Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige approved: “We are bored by the damsel in distress. But sometimes we need our hero to be desperate enough in fighting for something other than just his own life. So, there is fun to be had with ‘Is Pepper in danger or is she the savior?’ over the course of this movie.” Pepper’s brief wearing of the Iron Man armor in this film was also a nod to her one-time career as the superheroine Rescue in an Invincible Iron Man comic book series from 2009-2012 (x).
Phases of a period
- Why am I so horny
- ouch it hurts so bad
- cuddle me to make it better
- i think my uterus is eating itself
- blood, so much blood
- let’s bone
How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.